The Fourth is coming...

Steve · 07-02-2018, 03:42 PM

The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free."

One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said, "I'm not free. I'm four."

G G · 07-02-2018, 04:06 PM

I like it. There is a true story from my neck of the woods similar to that but it's true.

icehog3 · 07-02-2018, 05:22 PM

I like turtles.

Steve · 07-03-2018, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I like turtles.

big_jaygee · 07-03-2018, 06:12 AM

07-02-2018, 03:42 PM	#1
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07-02-2018, 04:06 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: The Fourth is coming... I like it. There is a true story from my neck of the woods similar to that but it's true.

07-02-2018, 05:22 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,274 Trading: (60)	Re: The Fourth is coming... I like turtles. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

07-03-2018, 06:12 AM	#5
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: The Fourth is coming...