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Old 05-22-2009, 11:09 AM   #1
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Why is it that EVERY time I get a package delivered by UPS the box is completely destroyed? I just got an one delivered and it looks like somebody played soccer with it and then kicked the damn thing off a 10 story building.

Seriously, WTF?!?!?! This is all this company does, deliver packages. Why they cant seem to get it down is beyond me.

Thankfully the items inside were well packaged and suffered no damage.
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:14 AM   #2
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I have the same problems with them as well unless it's a heavy and huge package. I think they throw if from their trucks to the front door. Glad to hear the items survived the punishment.
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:19 AM   #3
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I have the same problems with them as well unless it's a heavy and huge package. I think they throw if from their trucks to the front door. Glad to hear the items survived the punishment.
This was actually brought inside my shop by the driver. She says "it looks a little beat up, let us know if there was any damage"

my thoughts: EVERY package you deliver looks like this, im suprised you even noticed
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:23 AM   #4
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got on from famous yesterday that was soaked, luckily the sticks were okay, the catalog was a pile of mush. and it didn't even rain in Miami yesterday.
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:27 AM   #5
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They've been that way as long as I can remember. I know there has been a package delivered to my house when I hear this huge thump from the front porch. Dude just walks up to the porch and throws the box before he even gets to the top of the stairs.

They don't care, they're just waiting to get that last delivery of the day done.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:05 PM   #6
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UPS is the worst. My wife bought a Harley Davidson helmet from WI, and when it got to us in Cali it had some damage. There was a very large noticable ding in the paint of the helmet, and obviously from the shipping. UPS denied the claim and refused to replace the helmet. We are in negotiations with the dealer, but we shouldn't have to fight that fight. I will never use them unless I have no control, or no other choice.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:07 PM   #7
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UPS is the worst. My wife bought a Harley Davidson helmet from WI, and when it got to us in Cali it had some damage. There was a very large noticable ding in the paint of the helmet, and obviously from the shipping. UPS denied the claim and refused to replace the helmet. We are in negotiations with the dealer, but we shouldn't have to fight that fight. I will never use them unless I have no control, or no other choice.
Dang, they say contact them if there is any damage and they deny the claim, WTF
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Slow as %$#@ too!!!
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:09 PM   #9
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Why is it that EVERY time I get a package delivered by UPS the box is completely destroyed? I just got an one delivered and it looks like somebody played soccer with it and then kicked the damn thing off a 10 story building.

Seriously, WTF?!?!?! This is all this company does, deliver packages. Why they cant seem to get it down is beyond me.

Thankfully the items inside were well packaged and suffered no damage.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:19 PM   #10
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This is the biggest issue you face today?

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Nope.

but is currently the grain of sand that is irritating my vagina at the moment.
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Old 05-22-2009, 12:35 PM   #11
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fed ex is merging with ups, new company is called Fed Up

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Old 05-22-2009, 12:37 PM   #12
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but is currently the grain of sand that is irritating my vagina at the moment.
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Dude, haven't you seen this:

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Moe, little known fact but every distribution center keeps an asshat list of people who will be tortured with their package delivery. The unique thing with your distribution center is that the Massholes were polled to see who goes on the list and you and Al made the list. Al's name has been sent down to his distribution center. Sorry that the delivery sucked.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:00 PM   #14
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Thats what the box looked like Dave, only in a bit worse shape!!

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Moe, little known fact but every distribution center keeps an asshat list of people who will be tortured with their package delivery. The unique thing with your distribution center is that the Massholes were polled to see who goes on the list and you and Al made the list. Al's name has been sent down to his distribution center. Sorry that the delivery sucked.
I'm honored to be considered an asshat among Massholes
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Old 05-22-2009, 03:05 PM   #15
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I think this has been posted before, but it never gets old for me:

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Moe, little known fact but every distribution center keeps an asshat list of people who will be tortured with their package delivery. The unique thing with your distribution center is that the Massholes were polled to see who goes on the list and you and Al made the list. Al's name has been sent down to his distribution center. Sorry that the delivery sucked.
Now thats funny right there...

Sorry your package got beat up Moe... they are pretty bad about stuff like that... maybe they only hire ex-soccer players!
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Old 05-22-2009, 04:36 PM   #17
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Pretty standard for UPS. A lot of times it has to do with improper packaging but yeah they must play hackie box with them or something.

For a real UPS rant check this out:

http://www.tfnn.net/forum/index.php?topic=6290.0
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Pretty standard for UPS. A lot of times it has to do with improper packaging but yeah they must play hackie box with them or something.

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I love the title! And that guy uses the work Phuck in ways I never thought possible
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Old 05-22-2009, 05:09 PM   #19
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I've never noticed a problem from UPS. Only thing I dislike is them coming later in the day because I'm impatient....other than that, never noticed a problem in my area
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Old 05-22-2009, 07:04 PM   #20
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Moe, send them some cookies and maybe they'll show you some love. They feel left out.
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