For you poker players

02-06-2009, 12:15 PM

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.? The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should get into Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.?

The angel chuckles and says, 'Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and gets in!? Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the angel, but, even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.

02-06-2009, 12:17 PM

That's pretty fun Al.. thanks for the Friday chuckle. :]

karmaz00 · 02-06-2009, 01:56 PM

lol good one

Silound · 02-06-2009, 09:36 PM

Heard that one before, but it was with a much more obscene act.

MedicCook · 02-06-2009, 11:43 PM

shvictor · 02-07-2009, 10:08 PM

Good one

CBI_2 · 02-08-2009, 09:05 AM

Great one Al.

JohnnyKay5 · 02-08-2009, 09:23 AM

yuk yuk yuk yuk

02-06-2009, 12:15 PM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	For you poker players Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.? The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should get into Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.? The angel chuckles and says, 'Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in.' Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and gets in!? Would you explain that to me?' 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the angel, but, even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.

02-06-2009, 12:17 PM	#2
JKim Guest Posts: n/a	Re: For you poker players That's pretty fun Al.. thanks for the Friday chuckle. :]

02-06-2009, 01:56 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: For you poker players lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-06-2009, 09:36 PM	#4
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: For you poker players Heard that one before, but it was with a much more obscene act. __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

02-06-2009, 11:43 PM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: For you poker players

02-07-2009, 10:08 PM	#6
shvictor Instigator Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Lathrop, CA Posts: 2,846 Trading: (40)	Re: For you poker players Good one __________________

02-08-2009, 09:05 AM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: For you poker players Great one Al. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-08-2009, 09:23 AM	#8
JohnnyKay5 Armed Forces Tumbleweed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,046 Trading: (22)	Re: For you poker players yuk yuk yuk yuk __________________ *HIGH FIVE!*

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