Mail man stunk today

Blueface · 02-05-2009, 12:04 PM

He delivered my AARP offer, two months early for good measure.

Never envisioned that day coming.

What's next?
Velcro sneakers
Early bird senior discounts at local restaurants
More grey hairs and ultimately, Q-tip status
Answer questions with "Huh? Did you say something?"
Depends (already piss in my pants thinking I am done and am really not)
Alzheimers

Oh well........

King James · 02-05-2009, 12:10 PM

hey....you can get some good deals, Carlos

lightning9191 · 02-05-2009, 12:11 PM

I wouldn't feel bad about it if I were you. I get a handful of offers a year to join the AARP.....I mean 26 isn't old. Right?

Blueface · 02-05-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King James

hey....you can get some good deals, Carlos

Sure Jim.
Just wait until you get there.
I guess in thinking about it, is it really a bad trade off to get discounts on dining in exchange for pissing in your pants?
Hmmm............

md4958 · 02-05-2009, 12:13 PM

Here you go Carlos

Blueface · 02-05-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

Here you go Carlos

No way!!!

I am not going to empower my wife with something else to throw at me.

md4958 · 02-05-2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

No way!!!

I am not going to empower my wife with something else to throw at me.

right! God forbid she missed and hit the fish tank!

Blueface · 02-05-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

right! God forbid she missed and hit the fish tank!

Actually, that would get her back.
Tank is acrylic.
Will probably bounce off the tank and smack her instead.

Good thing she doesn't read this stuff.

Oh crap! Patrick just took a double secret screen shot of this.

King James · 02-05-2009, 12:39 PM

Carlos! check these out!

02-05-2009, 12:41 PM

So when are the Mod's gonna update your screen name from Blueface to BLUEHAIR??

RGD. · 02-05-2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

Here you go Carlos

Sadly enough - I already have one of those. Was my best friend for several months before I graduated to a cane. Even got me one of them shower chairs.

It's not so bad Carlos - at least a lot of restaurants give ya a discount - and my wife is not afraid to use it when booking reservations to save a few bucks.

Ron

taltos · 02-05-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

He delivered my AARP offer, two months early for good measure.

Never envisioned that day coming.

What's next?
Velcro sneakers
Early bird senior discounts at local restaurants
More grey hairs and ultimately, Q-tip status
Answer questions with "Huh? Did you say something?"
Depends (already piss in my pants thinking I am done and am really not)
Alzheimers

Oh well........

Wait until you get the benefits summary from Social Security and a permanent case of CRAFT (can't remember a f***ing thing). It does get worse and you didn't even mention joint replacement surgery and prostate treatment and getting cold when it is 60 outside.

Blueface · 02-05-2009, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

Wait until you get the benefits summary from Social Security and a permanent case of CRAFT (can't remember a f***ing thing). It does get worse and you didn't even mention joint replacement surgery and prostate treatment and getting cold when it is 60 outside.

Forgot those.
Thanks.

Jbailey · 02-05-2009, 12:42 PM

That eight ball cane his pimptastic Carlos.

Don't know why you would knock velcro shoes, they rock!

Blueface · 02-05-2009, 12:43 PM

You lack of sympathy bastages!!!

Blueface · 02-05-2009, 12:45 PM

To top it off, got a card from DMV.

Every time I have renewed my license, it has been over the mail.
Now? They want me to go in for vision and hearing tests.
I am so screwed.

Huh?

Huh?

hotreds · 02-05-2009, 01:23 PM

I hope you don't join the AARP.

newcigarz · 02-05-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

To top it off, got a card from DMV.

Every time I have renewed my license, it has been over the mail.
Now? They want me to go in for vision and hearing tests.
I am so screwed.

Huh?

Huh?

Oh man, you are screwed.

MikeyC · 02-05-2009, 01:31 PM

If you live in Del Boca Vista then you'll need one of these:

and a pair of these:

Volt · 02-05-2009, 01:45 PM

Don't forget now you have to wear those really huge "sunglasses" that cover the whole face, bermuda shorts with long black socks.

02-05-2009, 12:04 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Mail man stunk today He delivered my AARP offer, two months early for good measure. Never envisioned that day coming. What's next? Velcro sneakers Early bird senior discounts at local restaurants More grey hairs and ultimately, Q-tip status Answer questions with "Huh? Did you say something?" Depends (already piss in my pants thinking I am done and am really not) Alzheimers Oh well........ __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

02-05-2009, 12:10 PM	#2
King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: Mail man stunk today hey....you can get some good deals, Carlos __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

02-05-2009, 12:11 PM	#3
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: Mail man stunk today I wouldn't feel bad about it if I were you. I get a handful of offers a year to join the AARP.....I mean 26 isn't old. Right?

02-05-2009, 12:13 PM	#5
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Mail man stunk today Here you go Carlos __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

02-05-2009, 12:39 PM	#9
King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: Mail man stunk today Carlos! check these out! __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

02-05-2009, 12:41 PM	#10
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Mail man stunk today So when are the Mod's gonna update your screen name from Blueface to BLUEHAIR??

02-05-2009, 12:42 PM	#14
Jbailey Brewcifer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Madison, WI Posts: 5,212 Trading: (17)	Re: Mail man stunk today That eight ball cane his pimptastic Carlos. Don't know why you would knock velcro shoes, they rock!

02-05-2009, 12:43 PM	#15
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Mail man stunk today You lack of sympathy bastages!!! __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

02-05-2009, 12:45 PM	#16
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Mail man stunk today To top it off, got a card from DMV. Every time I have renewed my license, it has been over the mail. Now? They want me to go in for vision and hearing tests. I am so screwed. Huh? Huh? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

02-05-2009, 01:23 PM	#17
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Mail man stunk today I hope you don't join the AARP. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

02-05-2009, 01:31 PM	#19
MikeyC member of the CA MINYAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 1,782 Trading: (11)	Re: Mail man stunk today If you live in Del Boca Vista then you'll need one of these: and a pair of these: __________________ I think Pandora's box was actually a humidor!

02-05-2009, 01:45 PM	#20
Volt I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,799 Trading: (19)	Re: Mail man stunk today Don't forget now you have to wear those really huge "sunglasses" that cover the whole face, bermuda shorts with long black socks. __________________ Curing the infection... One bullet at a time.

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