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Old 02-03-2009, 08:22 AM   #1
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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize......you need to fart.

The music is really loud so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving, people are really staring you down, and that is when you realize you have been listening to your iPod.
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:16 PM   #2
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Bus? I did this in an elevator and damn if that chili recipe the wife tried didn't feel like Cherynobel brewing in my shorts!
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:26 PM   #3
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good one
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:38 PM   #4
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I did that last week in bass pro shop nothing like asking for help and leaving a fog
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