Government Jobs

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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,

"Are you allergic to anything?"

He says, "Yes - caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,"'

"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "'Yes, an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM , why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"

''This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."



I can joke about this because I've worked a government job.

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Good one.

Anyone can joke about the governments work ethic. Our tax dollars support them. Funny joke.