The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican

MedicCook · 01-21-2009, 12:42 AM

The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican

The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

Grumpy, my son, says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns
in Rome .

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with
an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap , rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they
begin chanting......

Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Grumpy screwed a penguin!

dunng · 01-21-2009, 07:14 AM

Classic!

G G · 01-21-2009, 04:51 PM

That's funny.

CBI_2 · 01-21-2009, 08:48 PM

md4958 · 01-21-2009, 08:50 PM

Footbag · 01-27-2009, 07:33 PM

Great joke!

01-27-2009, 07:37 PM

hahahh gross

01-28-2009, 12:40 AM

A classic plain and simple!

groogs · 01-28-2009, 05:49 PM

That's a good one

karmaz00 · 01-28-2009, 05:50 PM

lol good one

RJK18 · 01-28-2009, 05:53 PM

Niiiice

01-21-2009, 12:42 AM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. Grumpy, my son, says the Pope, 'What can I do for you? Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ? The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome . In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ? The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' The Pope, really confused by the questions says, I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' The other dwarfs collapse into a heap , rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... Grumpy screwed a penguin! Grumpy screwed a penguin! Grumpy screwed a penguin!

01-21-2009, 07:14 AM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican Classic! __________________ MassHole Banter

01-21-2009, 04:51 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican That's funny.

01-21-2009, 08:48 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-21-2009, 08:50 PM	#5
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

01-27-2009, 07:33 PM	#6
Footbag I Need My Space Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: NEPA Posts: 1,216 Trading: (7)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican Great joke!

01-27-2009, 07:37 PM	#7
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican hahahh gross

01-28-2009, 12:40 AM	#8
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican A classic plain and simple!

01-28-2009, 05:49 PM	#9
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican That's a good one

01-28-2009, 05:50 PM	#10
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican lol good one

01-28-2009, 05:53 PM	#11
RJK18 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Rob Location: LI NY Posts: 195 Trading: (16)	Re: The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican Niiiice

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