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Old 04-08-2021, 12:36 PM   #1
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked tospeak to his client.
“Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied,
"You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said,
"Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically,
"Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied,

"The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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