In honor of all the retirees out there...

Steve · 10-31-2019, 10:17 AM

This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

CigarNut · 10-31-2019, 11:24 AM

Ashcan Bill · 10-31-2019, 12:27 PM

Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore.

The Poet · 10-31-2019, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore.

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about getting fired.

icehog3 · 10-31-2019, 05:16 PM

No more sexual harassment complaints!

Ok, ok....not from coworkers.

10-31-2019, 10:17 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	In honor of all the retirees out there... This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-31-2019, 11:24 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: In honor of all the retirees out there... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-31-2019, 12:27 PM	#3
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,904 Trading: (6)	Re: In honor of all the retirees out there... Worst thing about being retired? We don't get paid holidays off anymore.

10-31-2019, 05:16 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,280 Trading: (60)	Re: In honor of all the retirees out there... No more sexual harassment complaints! Ok, ok....not from coworkers. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode