Dying Irishman & dear friend

RevSmoke · 03-12-2019, 09:51 PM

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy, and Shawn O"Brien grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy Shawn. "Come here. I have a request for ye."

Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. "Shawny, ole boy, we've been friends all our lives and now I'm leaving ye. I have one last request for ye to do." Shawn burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything he wish will be done."

"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whisky in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I' ll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."

Shawn was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidney's first?"

CigarNut · 03-13-2019, 08:16 AM

Brlesq · 03-13-2019, 08:50 AM

icehog3 · 03-13-2019, 10:26 AM

03-12-2019, 09:51 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	Dying Irishman & dear friend Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy, and Shawn O"Brien grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy Shawn. "Come here. I have a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. "Shawny, ole boy, we've been friends all our lives and now I'm leaving ye. I have one last request for ye to do." Shawn burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything he wish will be done." "Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whisky in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I' ll be able to enjoy it for all eternity." Shawn was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidney's first?" __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

03-13-2019, 08:16 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Dying Irishman & dear friend __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-13-2019, 08:50 AM	#3
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: Dying Irishman & dear friend __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

03-13-2019, 10:26 AM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Dying Irishman & dear friend __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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