Little Johnny...

Steve · 06-15-2018, 08:48 AM

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to wondering about things: "Mommy, why has Daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

"So why do YOU have so much hair?" Little Johnny asks.

"Go eat your breakfast!" snarled his mother.

CigarNut · 06-15-2018, 08:52 AM

dijit · 06-15-2018, 09:30 AM

dvickery · 06-15-2018, 01:22 PM

God made very few perfect heads ...

So he put hair on the rest .

Derrek

icehog3 · 06-15-2018, 05:50 PM

Derrek, I thought you just had hair on your palms?

06-15-2018, 08:48 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Little Johnny... Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to wondering about things: "Mommy, why has Daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother. "He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. "So why do YOU have so much hair?" Little Johnny asks. "Go eat your breakfast!" snarled his mother. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-15-2018, 08:52 AM	#2
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06-15-2018, 09:30 AM	#3
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06-15-2018, 01:22 PM	#4
dvickery Team of 1 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: derrek Location: edson , alberta , canada Posts: 685 Trading: (0)	Re: Little Johnny... God made very few perfect heads ... So he put hair on the rest . Derrek __________________ i hope i someday become the man my dog thinks i am

06-15-2018, 05:50 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Little Johnny... Derrek, I thought you just had hair on your palms? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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