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Old 01-04-2009, 01:32 PM   #1
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Default "Mint Condition" Macanudos

I found this listing while doing a wide-net search for a used cabinet humidor.

While I have seen some ridiculous stuff on craigslist I am actually holding my sides laughing at this one.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/clt/968390237.html

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Old 01-04-2009, 01:34 PM   #2
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That is too freaking funny!!!

He will ship them at "his expense".
What a guy!!!
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:41 PM   #3
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Too funny -- although hopefully someone doesn't fall for this.
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:47 PM   #4
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Too funny -- although hopefully someone doesn't fall for this.
If anyone falls for that and can afford two cigars for $1500, they probably won't feel the pain of knowing they paid for fakes as that has got to be cash intended for pissing away to begin with.
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:49 PM   #5
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Sweet! I asked for priority shipping ...
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:53 PM   #6
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I sent an email asking if he'd do one for 750.
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:48 PM   #7
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Makes me wonder if he was told they were CC's when he bought them and is too ignorant to know better or if he is really trying to pull a fast one on someone.
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Old 01-04-2009, 02:09 PM   #8
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I am willing to sell the exact same "rare" Macanudo cigars for half what he's asking.

I will sell mine for $375 a piece.

See mine here.

Give me a few days to get them in from my..um...Jamaican supplier. I call him "Junior"

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Old 01-04-2009, 03:22 PM   #9
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Anyone notice the empty slot in the bag? Maybe he smoked one and realized it was $hit and wanted to sell the other two to pay for his trip?
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:08 PM   #10
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Does he have box codes? I think these were rolled by Toboada!!

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Old 01-04-2009, 04:12 PM   #11
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hey Carlos,

Email and ask him if he takes Confederate money!


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Old 01-04-2009, 04:13 PM   #12
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Just flag the post...
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:13 PM   #13
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I know we're all just having fun with this, but has anyone considered exchange rates? According to a conversion I just did on coinmill.com, $999 Jamaican dollars is $12.89 American.

I could see Macanudos going for $10+ plus a stick if you were in a tourist-trap situation, like a liquor store that sold cigars in a hotel lobby.

My vote is for Crook, not Idiot. The person who buys from him, they get my idiot vote.
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:26 PM   #14
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lol good one
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.... and the ad is gone. Flagged for removal.
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:41 PM   #16
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.... and the ad is gone. Flagged for removal.

Well, that removed the temptation. I am thankful for that.

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Old 01-04-2009, 04:47 PM   #17
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.... and the ad is gone. Flagged for removal.
Bummer!


Please tell me someone can find it in google cache!
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:41 PM   #18
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:05 PM   #19
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I GOT A RESPONSE TO MY EMAIL!!

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I saw your post and have never had a Cuban cigar before. I love to collect things, and from what I understand, these things really maintain their value. 1500 is a little out of my price range. Would you be willing to split them and sell one for 750?

Thanks

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Hey man,

Sorry for the delay on responding, long new years in NY. But yes I will be willing to split the deal with you. I will give you the non-cracked one since you are collecting it. Let me know what you want to do and when. I will be around for the most part. Thanks man, we will be talking. Happy New Years

I'm going to ask for his address and send him some Monopoly money.
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I GOT A RESPONSE TO MY EMAIL!!
I'm going to ask for his address and send him some Monopoly money.


I cannot believe this guy is for real!!! What a douchebag.

You should send him monopoly money and a print out from an online vendor showing the price of these things.
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