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08-11-2016, 04:57 PM
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Bunion
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Taking customer service up a notch
So I placed an order on Amazon and got this notice from the company selling the product:
Your Order Has Been Shipped with Tracking #: XXXXXXXXXX How Did We Manage To Ship Your Order? Your products were carefully removed from our bomb-proof bunker located 47 stories below the earth’s crust and hand-delivered to our secret order-packing temple where team of 47 uniformed fulfilment professionals gingerly packed your order under the guise of monks chanting ohms of good fortune. Once sealed, your box was placed in a locked holding cell while 14 statisticians, all holding doctorate degrees from prestigious universities, meticulously studied your address and selected an optimal, unique tracking number destined to deliver your order safely & encourage a joyful unpacking experience: XXXXXXXXXX We’ve popped a bottle of 1978 Dom Perignon to celebrate this glorious experience and bid your package a safe journey to you, our most valued customer.
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08-11-2016, 07:33 PM
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F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Taking customer service up a notch
Awesome!
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08-11-2016, 07:56 PM
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Re: Taking customer service up a notch
Good grief, what did you buy? Suddenly, I need one too, whatever it is :-)
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08-12-2016, 08:30 AM
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Re: Taking customer service up a notch
Nice! I'm pretty sure our last order of toilet paper from Amazon Pantry came with the same note.
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08-12-2016, 12:54 PM
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Carpe cigar!
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Re: Taking customer service up a notch
Quote:
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08-12-2016, 01:21 PM
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Re: Taking customer service up a notch
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08-12-2016, 10:51 AM
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Re: Taking customer service up a notch
I'd tell them to keep the item and ship the Dom.
Other possible reply, "Well now we know where that VAT really goes". |
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