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01-17-2015, 09:25 AM | #1 |
Dear Lord, Thank You.
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Things Retired People Say.
This is just to help Peter along as he adjusts into his new life of leisure.
If you're gonna walk the walk, you gotta talk the talk, right? I'll get us started... "I can't afford that, I'm on a fixed income!!!" "Take me home, Mother. I'm tired." "I'm pretty sure it's Wednesday." "I didn't quit working, I just quit getting paid for it."
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01-17-2015, 09:35 AM | #3 |
F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Things Retired People Say.
It's 4pm -- Dinner time!!
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01-17-2015, 09:52 AM | #7 |
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I remember back in my day...wait a minute, no I don't.
I was rude and unattractive back when I had to deal with people. Now, I don't have to be that nice.
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01-17-2015, 09:59 AM | #8 |
YNWA
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Retirement?
Six Saturdays and a Sunday.
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01-17-2015, 10:32 AM | #10 |
Life is for living
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Yep. After I retired from the USAF I ran into one of the guys that worked for me at the gas station. He asked what retirement was like. I said "Every night's a Saturday night then you go to bed, wake up, and it's Saturday morning." He paused for a few seconds then said "I...can't...bleeping WAIT!"
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01-17-2015, 11:04 AM | #11 |
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01-17-2015, 10:15 AM | #12 |
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01-17-2015, 10:57 AM | #13 |
Adjusting to the Life
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All I know is I can't wait to experience it myself. Probably 5 more years at a minimum. Congrats to all new retirees; hope it's everything you thought it would be and more.
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01-17-2015, 11:10 AM | #14 |
C.I.A
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3 more years for me……then start another career
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01-17-2015, 06:55 PM | #20 |
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