A Husband is Down!

G G · 12-23-2008, 04:42 PM

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in
their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks
the wife..
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a
$20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

12-23-2008, 04:46 PM

Oooooooo...!

dunng · 12-23-2008, 04:49 PM

md4958 · 12-23-2008, 04:50 PM

goalie204 · 12-23-2008, 07:18 PM

lolol

CBI_2 · 12-23-2008, 09:16 PM

Even made my wife chuckle.

12-24-2008, 07:41 AM

*****es be crazy yo.

Also, he should of tried to buy a good beer instead of Budweiser...

Partagaspete · 12-25-2008, 05:26 AM

As a follow up. The guy is recovering well, has been moved from the ICU, and is expected to have most of his memory intact.

T

taltos · 12-25-2008, 07:54 AM

I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.

G G · 01-05-2009, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.

Sorry about that.

Mugen910 · 01-05-2009, 02:17 PM

ucla695 · 01-05-2009, 02:24 PM

01-05-2009, 02:47 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

01-10-2009, 02:13 PM

Doohhhhh...

12-23-2008, 04:42 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	A Husband is Down! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'

12-23-2008, 04:46 PM	#2
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Husband is Down! Oooooooo...!

12-23-2008, 04:49 PM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: A Husband is Down! __________________ MassHole Banter

12-23-2008, 04:50 PM	#4
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: A Husband is Down! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

12-23-2008, 07:18 PM	#5
goalie204 Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Myles Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,659 Trading: (12)	Re: A Husband is Down! lolol

12-23-2008, 09:16 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: A Husband is Down! Even made my wife chuckle. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

12-24-2008, 07:41 AM	#7
Ubergopher Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Husband is Down! *****es be crazy yo. Also, he should of tried to buy a good beer instead of Budweiser...

12-25-2008, 05:26 AM	#8
Partagaspete I Do Medical Things Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The 1st State Posts: 676 Trading: (8)	Re: A Husband is Down! As a follow up. The guy is recovering well, has been moved from the ICU, and is expected to have most of his memory intact. T

12-25-2008, 07:54 AM	#9
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: A Husband is Down! I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.

01-05-2009, 02:17 PM	#11
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: A Husband is Down! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

01-05-2009, 02:24 PM	#12
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: A Husband is Down!

01-05-2009, 02:47 PM	#13
Paint Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Husband is Down! LOL!!!!!!!

01-10-2009, 02:13 PM	#14
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