Gold-plated cigar...

csbrewfisher · 12-18-2008, 03:22 PM

For the smoker who has so many cigars that they don't need to smoke this one...

12-18-2008, 03:33 PM

.....and it's only $94.50 per

Mugen910 · 12-18-2008, 03:51 PM

eh...it's not a CC.

GKitty · 12-18-2008, 03:59 PM

ya know... this concept annoys me and I can't figure out why.

stearns · 12-18-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty

ya know... this concept annoys me and I can't figure out why.

it annoys you because its wasted gold, you'd rather have it on a perrrty ring or necklace

stearns

GKitty · 12-18-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stearns

it annoys you because its wasted gold, you'd rather have it on a perrrty ring or necklace

stearns

Perhaps you are right... the girl in me just won't stand for it.

Bubba - NJ · 12-18-2008, 04:07 PM

I don't know about the rest of the loonies here but I hate a metallic tasting cigar and this one would have to be the king of metallic taste . It's cheaper then that Ghurka King Louie cigar though !

12-18-2008, 04:15 PM

It's not gold-plated, but if I was going to spend that much, I think I'd rather try one of these.

Rabidsquirrel · 12-18-2008, 04:05 PM

Looks like ass, to be honest. I think I could make it look better with a can of gold spray paint.

12-18-2008, 04:10 PM

Id rather light an MC#2 with a $100 bill.

~Vitis

landhoney · 12-18-2008, 04:16 PM

They'd laugh me out of my B&M if I lit this up there.......

12-18-2008, 04:20 PM

Now if you are really baller, you brush the gold off rail it and then smoke the cigar.

12-18-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

Now if you are really baller, you brush the gold off rail it and then smoke the cigar.

Hahahahahaha.

It hurts to laugh.

gettysburgfreak · 12-18-2008, 06:25 PM

50 cent or Pdiddy will probably smoke one in their next video. Who knows, Rush Limbaugh might recommend it on his list of great cigars.

csbrewfisher · 12-18-2008, 09:08 PM

You guys are cracking me up. The thing I like about it is that you can smoke it anywhere. Please notice that it doesn't produce smoke. It produces bubbles, or fairy dust, or whatever. But it's definitely not smoke.

MikeyC · 12-18-2008, 04:41 PM

I bet if the ash from that thing fell on you it would burn REAL bad!

12-18-2008, 05:00 PM

This site is about chocolates supposedly developed with cigar smokers in mind
http://www.grauerchocolates.com/

Check those prices out!

VirtualSmitty · 12-18-2008, 05:04 PM

You call that a golden cigar? We all know that the Golden Zeus is the cream of the crop when it comes to golden cigars:

http://www.cigarscompany.com/index.php?id=12

Only 300 euros for a single robusto, what a deal!

Langod · 12-18-2008, 09:40 PM

Does anyone else get the impression from the description that these things are probably terrible cigars? It just doesn't sound like real cigar ad-copy. It sounds like what Madison Avenue THINKS a cigar ad should sound like.
The only specifics (beyond the gold) are "Dominican grown" and "hand rolled".

Really expensive Dog Rocket anyone.....?

gettysburgfreak · 12-18-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Langod

Really expensive Dog Rocket anyone.....?

I wouldnt pay more than 5 bucks for this thing. If it looks like ****, sounds like ****, most likey its ****.

12-18-2008, 03:22 PM	#1
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Gold-plated cigar... For the smoker who has so many cigars that they don't need to smoke this one...

12-18-2008, 03:51 PM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... eh...it's not a CC. __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

12-18-2008, 03:59 PM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... ya know... this concept annoys me and I can't figure out why. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

12-18-2008, 04:07 PM	#7
Bubba - NJ Deep Cherry Finish Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rolf Location: Tatooine Posts: 780 Trading: (4)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... I don't know about the rest of the loonies here but I hate a metallic tasting cigar and this one would have to be the king of metallic taste . It's cheaper then that Ghurka King Louie cigar though !

12-18-2008, 04:15 PM	#8
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Gold-plated cigar... It's not gold-plated, but if I was going to spend that much, I think I'd rather try one of these.

12-18-2008, 03:33 PM	#2
GWags Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Gold-plated cigar... .....and it's only $94.50 per

12-18-2008, 04:05 PM	#9
Rabidsquirrel Moderately Confused Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pennsylvania, US Posts: 576 Trading: (5)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... Looks like ass, to be honest. I think I could make it look better with a can of gold spray paint.

12-18-2008, 04:10 PM	#10
Vitis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Gold-plated cigar... Id rather light an MC#2 with a $100 bill. ~Vitis

12-18-2008, 04:16 PM	#11
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... They'd laugh me out of my B&M if I lit this up there.......

12-18-2008, 04:20 PM	#12
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Gold-plated cigar... Now if you are really baller, you brush the gold off rail it and then smoke the cigar.

12-18-2008, 06:25 PM	#14
gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... 50 cent or Pdiddy will probably smoke one in their next video. Who knows, Rush Limbaugh might recommend it on his list of great cigars. __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

12-18-2008, 09:08 PM	#15
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... You guys are cracking me up. The thing I like about it is that you can smoke it anywhere. Please notice that it doesn't produce smoke. It produces bubbles, or fairy dust, or whatever. But it's definitely not smoke.

12-18-2008, 04:41 PM	#16
MikeyC member of the CA MINYAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 1,782 Trading: (11)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... I bet if the ash from that thing fell on you it would burn REAL bad! __________________ I think Pandora's box was actually a humidor!

12-18-2008, 05:00 PM	#17
dentonparrots Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Gold-plated cigar... This site is about chocolates supposedly developed with cigar smokers in mind http://www.grauerchocolates.com/ Check those prices out!

12-18-2008, 05:04 PM	#18
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... You call that a golden cigar? We all know that the Golden Zeus is the cream of the crop when it comes to golden cigars: http://www.cigarscompany.com/index.php?id=12 Only 300 euros for a single robusto, what a deal! __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin

12-18-2008, 09:40 PM	#19
Langod NH Masshole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Londonderry, NH Posts: 257 Trading: (3)	Re: Gold-plated cigar... Does anyone else get the impression from the description that these things are probably terrible cigars? It just doesn't sound like real cigar ad-copy. It sounds like what Madison Avenue THINKS a cigar ad should sound like. The only specifics (beyond the gold) are "Dominican grown" and "hand rolled". Really expensive Dog Rocket anyone.....? __________________ Jim

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