Score for the redneck

G G · 03-22-2014, 09:43 AM

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
Truth:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

kelmac07 · 03-22-2014, 09:47 AM

Classic!!

cort · 03-22-2014, 10:10 AM

Nice

CigarNut · 03-22-2014, 10:52 AM

RUNYYFan · 03-22-2014, 11:36 AM

Barcode · 03-22-2014, 12:10 PM

Awesome

big_jaygee · 03-22-2014, 12:25 PM

dijit · 03-22-2014, 02:14 PM

There are days I wakes up just a little bit down. The rest of the days I wakes up glad to be a redneck!

Steve · 03-26-2014, 03:38 PM

03-22-2014, 09:43 AM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Score for the redneck A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish!?!?" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line of baloney....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck. Truth: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

03-22-2014, 09:47 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Score for the redneck Classic!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-22-2014, 10:10 AM	#3
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Score for the redneck Nice

03-22-2014, 10:52 AM	#4
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03-22-2014, 11:36 AM	#5
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Score for the redneck __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

03-22-2014, 12:10 PM	#6
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03-22-2014, 12:25 PM	#7
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Score for the redneck

03-22-2014, 02:14 PM	#8
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: Score for the redneck There are days I wakes up just a little bit down. The rest of the days I wakes up glad to be a redneck! __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

03-26-2014, 03:38 PM	#9
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Score for the redneck __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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