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Old 03-18-2014, 03:14 PM   #1
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There was a man in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe. I said to him, "What do you do for a living?"

He said, "I'm a former window washer."

I asked, "When did you give it up?"

He replied, "Halfway down."
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Old 03-18-2014, 06:46 PM   #3
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Old 03-18-2014, 10:50 PM   #4
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