Math Trouble

Subvet642 · 03-09-2014, 04:49 PM

There was this kid named Mikey, who it seemed, was not a very good student. Math was especially tough; he just hated numbers. His parents tried everything: after school programs, private tutors, punishment, and finally, they concluded that "we'll just have to send him to the nuns". So, they send him to Catholic school. On the first day, he came home and bee-lined it for his room where he studied until supper and then bed time. He did this every single day from then on. When report card time rolled around, he got all "A"'s. His parents, unable to restrain themselves with joy, asked little Mikey: "what was it that so motivated you this time, when nothing else would?" "Well", he said, "on that first day, when I walked through the front door and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!"

Porch Dweller · 03-09-2014, 05:15 PM

RUNYYFan · 03-09-2014, 05:18 PM

I always enjoyed this joke having gone through 12 straight years of Catholic school.

big_jaygee · 03-09-2014, 05:19 PM

kelmac07 · 03-09-2014, 05:39 PM

jsnake · 03-09-2014, 09:13 PM

That was good. ROFL

CigarNut · 03-09-2014, 09:15 PM

03-09-2014, 04:49 PM	#1
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Math Trouble There was this kid named Mikey, who it seemed, was not a very good student. Math was especially tough; he just hated numbers. His parents tried everything: after school programs, private tutors, punishment, and finally, they concluded that "we'll just have to send him to the nuns". So, they send him to Catholic school. On the first day, he came home and bee-lined it for his room where he studied until supper and then bed time. He did this every single day from then on. When report card time rolled around, he got all "A"'s. His parents, unable to restrain themselves with joy, asked little Mikey: "what was it that so motivated you this time, when nothing else would?" "Well", he said, "on that first day, when I walked through the front door and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!" __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

03-09-2014, 05:15 PM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,462 Trading: (24)	Re: Math Trouble __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

03-09-2014, 05:18 PM	#3
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Math Trouble I always enjoyed this joke having gone through 12 straight years of Catholic school. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

03-09-2014, 05:19 PM	#4
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Math Trouble

03-09-2014, 05:39 PM	#5
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03-09-2014, 09:13 PM	#6
jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: Math Trouble That was good. ROFL

03-09-2014, 09:15 PM	#7
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