Two hunters

jhedrick83 · 03-07-2014, 10:08 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

kelmac07 · 03-08-2014, 07:26 AM

big_jaygee · 03-08-2014, 10:31 AM

Ogre · 03-08-2014, 04:06 PM

CigarNut · 03-08-2014, 04:17 PM

Dave128 · 03-08-2014, 06:48 PM

LOL!!

03-07-2014, 10:08 PM	#1
jhedrick83 GO VOLS! Join Date: May 2013 First Name: Jesse Location: Knoxville Posts: 402 Trading: (0)	Two hunters Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

03-08-2014, 07:26 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Two hunters __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-08-2014, 10:31 AM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Two hunters

03-08-2014, 04:06 PM	#4
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03-08-2014, 04:17 PM	#5
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03-08-2014, 06:48 PM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Two hunters LOL!! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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