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Gramps 4x's
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny
Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana
Posts: 8,774
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Oldie but goodie for married men.
The other night, I went to my wife who was in bed and brought her two aspirin and a glass of water. She asked me what that was for. I responded for her headache. She responded she did not have a headache. I responded, Gotcha!!!
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Heads up get down
Join Date: Oct 2010
First Name: Clayton
Location: NW Alabama by the river
Posts: 2,720
Trading: (25)
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I was cuddling up to the wife one night and she said, "I can't. I'm seeing the gynecologist tomorrow and he said no sex 24 hours before exam."
I asked, "What did the dentist say?"
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No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me. |
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