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Old 02-19-2014, 11:37 AM   #1
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My wife loves "Instant" everything.
The other day she pissed me off and to get even with her, I bought her instant water.

(If you are scratching your head, think........instant water........got it?)
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:44 AM   #2
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Old 02-19-2014, 11:59 AM   #3
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Responses like that will be the funniest part of this.

Think.........what do you invariably need as the main ingredient to instant anything?
If that ingredient is now instant, what the heck does one addd to it?
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Old 02-19-2014, 12:01 PM   #4
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Carlos is clearly one of those "deep thinkers" with too much time on his hands

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Old 02-19-2014, 12:02 PM   #5
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Now I get it.......
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Old 02-19-2014, 03:18 PM   #6
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I carry these all the time when hiking. A lot lighter than carrying water!!!
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Old 02-19-2014, 03:20 PM   #7
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At home, storing water for the apocalypse, I keep several hundred flats of these. It's a lot easier to throw a flat of these around than 12 gallons of water (12 cans to a flat).

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