Fog rotflmao!

Steve · 09-10-2013, 07:32 AM

A old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can't see well these days." The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks.

The snake comes back two weeks later and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem -- didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine, Doc. I just discovered I've been married to a water hose the past two years!"

big_jaygee · 09-10-2013, 08:03 AM

Blueface · 09-10-2013, 08:04 AM

kelmac07 · 09-10-2013, 08:21 AM

CigarNut · 09-10-2013, 08:47 AM

09-10-2013, 07:32 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Fog rotflmao! A old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can't see well these days." The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back two weeks later and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem -- didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine, Doc. I just discovered I've been married to a water hose the past two years!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-10-2013, 08:03 AM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Fog rotflmao!

09-10-2013, 08:04 AM	#3
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Fog rotflmao! __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

09-10-2013, 08:21 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Fog rotflmao! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-10-2013, 08:47 AM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Fog rotflmao! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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