The Talking Clock...

Steve · 07-26-2013, 08:12 AM

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"Oh, that's the talking clock," the student replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," said the student, then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two-thirty in the morning!"

Coach Deg · 07-26-2013, 08:14 AM

Hahahaha

Bondo 287 · 07-26-2013, 08:27 AM

Pretty good LOL

big_jaygee · 07-26-2013, 08:39 AM

CigarNut · 07-26-2013, 10:52 AM

Blueface · 07-26-2013, 11:53 AM

kelmac07 · 07-26-2013, 11:55 AM

Zipponubke · 07-26-2013, 12:01 PM

LOL.

markem · 07-26-2013, 12:02 PM

I had one of those for a few years (really good years!) and was one for several very long months back when I lived in apartments.

07-26-2013, 08:12 AM	#1
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07-26-2013, 08:14 AM	#2
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: The Talking Clock... Hahahaha

07-26-2013, 08:27 AM	#3
Bondo 287 Runaway Train Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: Mikael Location: Unstable, PA Posts: 389 Trading: (0)	Re: The Talking Clock... Pretty good LOL

07-26-2013, 08:39 AM	#4
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: The Talking Clock...

07-26-2013, 10:52 AM	#5
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07-26-2013, 11:53 AM	#6
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07-26-2013, 12:01 PM	#8
Zipponubke Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Rene Location: Maastricht, the Netherlands Posts: 206 Trading: (0)	Re: The Talking Clock... LOL.

07-26-2013, 12:02 PM	#9
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: The Talking Clock... I had one of those for a few years (really good years!) and was one for several very long months back when I lived in apartments. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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