Are you from Scotland?

Blueface · 06-23-2013, 01:23 PM

I was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and said, hello ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland?

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales you bloody idiot, Wales!!!"

So I apologized and replied, I'm sorry, are you three whales from Scotland?

That's the last thing I remember.

big_jaygee · 06-23-2013, 01:27 PM

that aint right!

G G · 06-23-2013, 01:32 PM

kelmac07 · 06-23-2013, 01:57 PM

CigarNut · 06-23-2013, 04:15 PM

AdamJoshua · 06-23-2013, 04:33 PM

Bondo 287 · 06-23-2013, 08:02 PM

06-23-2013, 01:23 PM	#1
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