Random Thought - Living Life Backwards

Blueface · 06-15-2013, 05:09 PM

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day .

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.

kelmac07 · 06-15-2013, 05:25 PM

icehog3 · 06-15-2013, 05:37 PM

Sign me up!

T.G · 06-15-2013, 05:45 PM

Sounds great, Mork. I'm game.

Adriftpanda · 06-15-2013, 05:51 PM

1. Tom
2. Andy
3. Huy

CigarNut · 06-15-2013, 08:50 PM

Coach Deg · 06-15-2013, 09:39 PM

Count me in!

06-15-2013, 05:09 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Random Thought - Living Life Backwards I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day . You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

06-15-2013, 05:25 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Random Thought - Living Life Backwards __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-15-2013, 05:37 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Thought - Living Life Backwards Sign me up! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-15-2013, 05:45 PM	#4
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Random Thought - Living Life Backwards Sounds great, Mork. I'm game.

06-15-2013, 05:51 PM	#5
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: Random Thought - Living Life Backwards 1. Tom 2. Andy 3. Huy __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

06-15-2013, 08:50 PM	#6
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Random Thought - Living Life Backwards __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

06-15-2013, 09:39 PM	#7
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Random Thought - Living Life Backwards Count me in!

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