A Great "Steve" Joke

Ogre · 05-09-2013, 08:09 PM

Havnt seen any "Steve" jokes posted, so here is one.

A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks...
They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible! "You know", he said, "you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies...
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"you just happened to catch my eye."
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Zane · 05-09-2013, 08:18 PM

Wow. Just..... Wow

big_jaygee · 05-09-2013, 08:37 PM

Remo · 05-09-2013, 08:55 PM

Terrible!!!! But funny

yourchoice · 05-09-2013, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Remo

Terrible!!!! But funny

but...

CigarNut · 05-09-2013, 09:04 PM

05-09-2013, 08:09 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	A Great "Steve" Joke Havnt seen any "Steve" jokes posted, so here is one. A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible! "You know", he said, "you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "you just happened to catch my eye." __________________ __________________

05-09-2013, 08:18 PM	#2
Zane Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Zane Location: Noblesville, IN Posts: 1,508 Trading: (23)	Re: A Great "Steve" Joke Wow. Just..... Wow __________________ COO BlindMan's Puff

05-09-2013, 08:37 PM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: A Great "Steve" Joke

05-09-2013, 08:55 PM	#4
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: A Great "Steve" Joke Terrible!!!! But funny __________________

05-09-2013, 09:04 PM	#6
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