Classic Ron White

markem · 04-13-2013, 04:44 PM

Something triggered this Ron White joke in my brain today. I can see him doing the routine from several of his movies.

RON WHITE
I wasn't a bright child. I had a very weak vocabulary. In fact, if I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today.

He got bit by a copperhead, I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest.

His head's starting to swell, and I'm like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!"

AdamJoshua · 04-13-2013, 04:47 PM

BAH-ZINGHA!

He did a whole bit around Patrick Air Force base where I grew up, about buying mexico, fixing it up a little, then flipping it.

emopunker2004 · 04-13-2013, 05:36 PM

I love Ron white.

Ogre · 04-13-2013, 05:43 PM

"Tater Salad" calls it the way it is.

Sailchaser · 04-13-2013, 05:46 PM

Any man who tells a joke with Scotch and a cigar in is hand is alright in my book

AdamJoshua · 04-13-2013, 05:47 PM

Plus he's a BOTL

by seconds Chris...by seconds... :P

T.G · 04-14-2013, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

Plus he's a BOTL

If you mean to say that he smokes cigars, yes he does.

Funny comic.

CigarNut · 04-13-2013, 08:20 PM

cmitch · 04-14-2013, 08:33 PM

Which is why I like my signature.
VVV

AdamJoshua · 04-15-2013, 12:28 PM

Sh!t just got real.

T.G · 04-15-2013, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua

Sh!t just got real.

04-13-2013, 04:44 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Classic Ron White Something triggered this Ron White joke in my brain today. I can see him doing the routine from several of his movies. RON WHITE I wasn't a bright child. I had a very weak vocabulary. In fact, if I'd known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", my friend Bobby Schneider would still be alive today. He got bit by a copperhead, I'm reading him funny stories out of Reader's Digest. His head's starting to swell, and I'm like "It ain't working." He goes "read faster!" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-13-2013, 04:47 PM	#2
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Classic Ron White BAH-ZINGHA! He did a whole bit around Patrick Air Force base where I grew up, about buying mexico, fixing it up a little, then flipping it.

04-13-2013, 05:36 PM	#3
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Classic Ron White I love Ron white. __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

04-13-2013, 05:43 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Classic Ron White "Tater Salad" calls it the way it is. __________________

04-13-2013, 05:46 PM	#5
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: Classic Ron White Any man who tells a joke with Scotch and a cigar in is hand is alright in my book __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

04-13-2013, 05:47 PM	#6
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Classic Ron White Plus he's a BOTL by seconds Chris...by seconds... :P

04-13-2013, 08:20 PM	#8
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Classic Ron White __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

04-14-2013, 08:33 PM	#9
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Classic Ron White Which is why I like my signature. VVV __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

04-15-2013, 12:28 PM	#10
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Classic Ron White Sh!t just got real.

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