Dangerous Foods

03-18-2013, 06:37 PM

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa,

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding cake."

big_jaygee · 03-18-2013, 06:40 PM

CigarNut · 03-18-2013, 10:38 PM

Zane · 03-18-2013, 10:48 PM

kelmac07 · 03-19-2013, 12:01 AM

Zeuceone · 03-19-2013, 12:05 AM

havent had the pleasure, lol.

Taki · 03-19-2013, 06:42 AM

Nice one brother

maninblack · 03-19-2013, 07:42 AM

Amen to that!!

Bondo 287 · 03-19-2013, 12:39 PM

HaHaHaha

Some of us throw the cake away and years later go back and get another one lol

03-18-2013, 06:37 PM	#1
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Dangerous Foods A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa, "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding cake."

03-18-2013, 06:40 PM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Dangerous Foods

03-18-2013, 10:38 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Dangerous Foods __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-18-2013, 10:48 PM	#4
Zane Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Zane Location: Noblesville, IN Posts: 1,508 Trading: (23)	Re: Dangerous Foods __________________ COO BlindMan's Puff

03-19-2013, 12:01 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Dangerous Foods __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-19-2013, 12:05 AM	#6
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: Dangerous Foods havent had the pleasure, lol. __________________ It's just *THIS* this easy to help out the troops.

03-19-2013, 06:42 AM	#7
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Dangerous Foods Nice one brother __________________

03-19-2013, 07:42 AM	#8
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Dangerous Foods Amen to that!! __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

03-19-2013, 12:39 PM	#9
Bondo 287 Runaway Train Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: Mikael Location: Unstable, PA Posts: 389 Trading: (0)	Re: Dangerous Foods HaHaHaha Some of us throw the cake away and years later go back and get another one lol

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