2 Med Students & An Old Man

RevSmoke · 03-07-2013, 05:28 PM

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS........
.............. But I was wrong, too!"

big_jaygee · 03-07-2013, 06:04 PM

Steve · 03-07-2013, 06:19 PM

Now THAT is a Old Fart!

CigarNut · 03-07-2013, 07:01 PM

G G · 03-07-2013, 07:10 PM

Ogre · 03-07-2013, 08:04 PM

Was the old mans name Steve????

Steve · 03-08-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Was the old mans name Steve????

Re-read it, I'm pretty sure his name was Larry...

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man named Larry walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS........
.............. But I was wrong, too!"

kelmac07 · 03-07-2013, 08:28 PM

The Poet · 03-08-2013, 10:33 AM

Hey, I resemble that remark!!!

Seriously, especially after my surgery about two years ago.

03-07-2013, 05:28 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	2 Med Students & An Old Man Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS........ .............. But I was wrong, too!" __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: 2 Med Students & An Old Man Hey, I resemble that remark!!! Seriously, especially after my surgery about two years ago. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

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