Married a Hooker

Ogre · 02-01-2013, 10:02 PM

A British couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th

wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a

special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession. Before

we were married I was a hooker for eight years."

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes

and says, "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years and I

cannot hold your past against you. Maybe you could show me a few

tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit.?"

She said, "Darling I don't think you understand me correctly. My name

was Brian and I played rugby for Wales."

gbum · 02-01-2013, 10:27 PM

ahahaha nice one

big_jaygee · 02-01-2013, 11:02 PM

kelmac07 · 02-02-2013, 10:09 AM

Ouch!!!

massphatness · 02-02-2013, 10:19 AM

rebelknight · 02-02-2013, 10:25 AM

haha very nice. I've hooked a game or two myself

CigarNut · 02-02-2013, 11:13 AM

Route 66 · 02-02-2013, 12:16 PM

Bondo 287 · 02-02-2013, 01:09 PM

PCR · 02-02-2013, 01:24 PM

Dave128 · 02-02-2013, 01:56 PM

OMG!

02-01-2013, 10:02 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Married a Hooker A British couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years." The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years and I cannot hold your past against you. Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit.?" She said, "Darling I don't think you understand me correctly. My name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales." __________________

02-01-2013, 10:27 PM	#2
gbum Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Asyraf Location: Cyberjaya-Malaysia Posts: 772 Trading: (0)	Re: Married a Hooker ahahaha nice one __________________ http://mrgbum.wordpress.com

02-01-2013, 11:02 PM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Married a Hooker

02-02-2013, 10:09 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Married a Hooker Ouch!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-02-2013, 10:19 AM	#5
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Married a Hooker __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

02-02-2013, 10:25 AM	#6
rebelknight Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: John Location: Columbus, OH and Rochester, NY Posts: 510 Trading: (1)	Re: Married a Hooker haha very nice. I've hooked a game or two myself

02-02-2013, 11:13 AM	#7
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Married a Hooker __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-02-2013, 12:16 PM	#8
Route 66 This sucker went out! Join Date: Sep 2012 First Name: Steve Location: Way Out West Posts: 41 Trading: (0)	Re: Married a Hooker

02-02-2013, 01:09 PM	#9
Bondo 287 Runaway Train Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: Mikael Location: Unstable, PA Posts: 389 Trading: (0)	Re: Married a Hooker

02-02-2013, 01:24 PM	#10
PCR Maduro! Maduro? Maduro. Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Paul Location: NW Washington State Posts: 429 Trading: (6)	Re: Married a Hooker __________________ "I smoke cigars when I win, to celebrate ... and I smoke cigars when I lose to console myself." -Winston Churchill

02-02-2013, 01:56 PM	#11
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Married a Hooker OMG! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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