Chicken Farmer

cmitch · 01-09-2013, 07:20 AM

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too."

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!"

"What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together.

"What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer.

"Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?"

"What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!"

"Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?"

The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck."

The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

Brlesq · 01-09-2013, 07:21 AM

kelmac07 · 01-09-2013, 07:43 AM

CigarNut · 01-09-2013, 08:26 AM

01-09-2013, 08:27 AM

Ogre · 01-09-2013, 05:36 PM

big_jaygee · 01-09-2013, 05:38 PM

now that aint right! lmao

Bondo 287 · 01-09-2013, 06:43 PM

01-09-2013, 07:20 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Chicken Farmer A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too." "What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!" "What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together. "What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer. "Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?" "What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!" "Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?" The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck." The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-09-2013, 07:21 AM	#2
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,024 Trading: (17)	Re: Chicken Farmer __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

01-09-2013, 07:43 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Chicken Farmer __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-09-2013, 08:26 AM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Chicken Farmer __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

01-09-2013, 08:27 AM	#5
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01-09-2013, 05:36 PM	#6
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Chicken Farmer __________________

01-09-2013, 05:38 PM	#7
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Chicken Farmer now that aint right! lmao

01-09-2013, 06:43 PM	#8
Bondo 287 Runaway Train Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: Mikael Location: Unstable, PA Posts: 389 Trading: (0)	Re: Chicken Farmer

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