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Old 01-06-2013, 12:32 PM   #1
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A man rushes into the house and yells to his wife, "Pack your bags! I won the lottery!"

"What do I take? Where am I going?"

"I don't care what you take or where you go so long as you're not here when I get back!"
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Old 01-06-2013, 12:41 PM   #2
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Old 01-06-2013, 12:45 PM   #3
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Old 01-06-2013, 01:08 PM   #4
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Old 01-06-2013, 01:35 PM   #5
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Old 01-06-2013, 01:38 PM   #6
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Old 01-06-2013, 01:39 PM   #7
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:07 PM   #8
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