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01-02-2013, 11:25 AM | #1 |
Still Watching My Back
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What I said, is not what you heard.
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in
this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. |
01-02-2013, 12:21 PM | #4 |
Infecting Via PM
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Re: What I said, is not what you heard.
haha
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01-02-2013, 01:30 PM | #7 |
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Re: What I said, is not what you heard.
Glad that I had put my coffee down!
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01-02-2013, 02:53 PM | #9 |
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Re: What I said, is not what you heard.
and hung well.
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