Quick story for Icehog....

Redbaron · 12-09-2008, 11:25 AM

This is directed at Icehog, because its his area of expertise, but hopefully everyone gets a laugh out of it...

My wifes friend comes down for the weekend, to do some shopping etc. This friend is very, very heavy on top, I mean it looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race and she is a thin girl. (pause for mental picture)

She is telling me about whats new, her house, car etc. She proceeds to tell me about her new puppy, a Jack Russell/Pug mix, she says they're referred to as.... wait for it.... almost there.... JUGS!!!!!

I think blew a funny fuse, I have not been able to laugh at anything for the last few days.

fissure · 12-09-2008, 11:35 AM

Pics, where are the pics?

Of the dog of course

Redbaron · 12-09-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fissure

Pics, where are the pics?

Of the dog of course

After she finished telling story, I just went up to my room and sat in the corner.

Redwings4lyfe!!

Seanohue · 12-09-2008, 12:13 PM

Did Ann share your sentiments

Flew a funny fuse eh? I dunno, posting a guy with an ass for a face as a lost child on a milk carton and having their parents come to find him who actually do have asses for faces may be funnier

DrDubzz · 12-09-2008, 12:19 PM

oh man... you can't make that stuff up

icehog3 · 12-09-2008, 02:16 PM

Are you saying I am an expert on dogs, Chris?

VirtualSmitty · 12-09-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Redbaron

After she finished telling story, I just went up to my room and sat in the corner.

Well, at least you didn't do this

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BigFrank · 12-09-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty

Well, at least you didn't do this

(NSFW Clickie)

holy crap that is hilarious!!!

VirtualSmitty · 12-09-2008, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFrank

holy crap that is hilarious!!!

Yea, def one of the better SNL skits in some time

maybe, just maybe i'll get a chuckle out of Chris

12-09-2008, 05:05 PM

this thread is worthless without pics.

Mugen910 · 12-09-2008, 05:23 PM

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it on tv...

Redbaron · 12-09-2008, 05:24 PM

That skit is ok, not really my kinda humor.

icehog3 · 12-09-2008, 06:34 PM

I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday".

VirtualSmitty · 12-09-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday".

Yep, sure is. Someone needs to help Chris become a little less serious

12-09-2008, 11:25 AM	#1
Redbaron Blank Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 195 Trading: (1)	Quick story for Icehog.... This is directed at Icehog, because its his area of expertise, but hopefully everyone gets a laugh out of it... My wifes friend comes down for the weekend, to do some shopping etc. This friend is very, very heavy on top, I mean it looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race and she is a thin girl. (pause for mental picture) She is telling me about whats new, her house, car etc. She proceeds to tell me about her new puppy, a Jack Russell/Pug mix, she says they're referred to as.... wait for it.... almost there.... JUGS!!!!! I think blew a funny fuse, I have not been able to laugh at anything for the last few days.

12-09-2008, 11:35 AM	#2
fissure DHC Black Ops Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Grand Blanc, Mi Posts: 1,184 Trading: (48)	Re: Quick story for Icehog.... Pics, where are the pics? Of the dog of course

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Seanohue Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Posts: 277 Trading: (7)	Re: Quick story for Icehog.... Did Ann share your sentiments Flew a funny fuse eh? I dunno, posting a guy with an ass for a face as a lost child on a milk carton and having their parents come to find him who actually do have asses for faces may be funnier

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12-09-2008, 06:34 PM	#13
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Quick story for Icehog.... I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday". __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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