Really Nice Christmas Story

kelmac07 · 11-13-2012, 05:21 PM

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall, she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store that we went into about 5 years ago -- where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry, saying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."

11-13-2012, 06:17 PM

Good one Mac...

Ogre · 11-13-2012, 06:54 PM

Oldie but a goodie!!!!

iaMkcK · 11-13-2012, 07:18 PM

Haha, super clean. Had to pass that along to my brother and work leader. Perfect.

Bigmac · 11-13-2012, 07:25 PM

I know where that bar is!

Skywalker · 11-22-2012, 01:39 AM

Tallman · 11-22-2012, 07:03 AM

My WIFE laughed when I read that one!

11-13-2012, 05:21 PM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Really Nice Christmas Story A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall, she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store that we went into about 5 years ago -- where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and started to cry, saying, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store." He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it." __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-13-2012, 06:17 PM	#2
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Really Nice Christmas Story Good one Mac...

11-13-2012, 06:54 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Really Nice Christmas Story Oldie but a goodie!!!! __________________

11-13-2012, 07:18 PM	#4
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: Really Nice Christmas Story Haha, super clean. Had to pass that along to my brother and work leader. Perfect.

11-13-2012, 07:25 PM	#5
Bigmac Resolute 7 Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mac Location: Williamsburg, VA Posts: 7 Trading: (1)	Re: Really Nice Christmas Story I know where that bar is!

11-22-2012, 01:39 AM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Really Nice Christmas Story __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-22-2012, 07:03 AM	#7
Tallman Still Watching My Back Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Murray Location: Arkansas Posts: 114 Trading: (6)	Re: Really Nice Christmas Story My WIFE laughed when I read that one!

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