Job Interview...

Steve · 08-27-2012, 12:34 PM

A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel
Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs
were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years
salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full
premiums."

"I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such
benefits," the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."

Big Bert · 08-27-2012, 12:36 PM

Haha wow that's bad

Ogre · 08-27-2012, 12:46 PM

I was jonesing for a Steve joke. Guess I just got a fix!!!!

chand · 08-27-2012, 05:00 PM

Right on! Poverty level wages and benefits FTW!

08-27-2012, 12:34 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Job Interview... A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay. She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums." "I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied. The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-27-2012, 12:36 PM	#2
Big Bert Been a long time coming Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Albert Location: Gardena, CA. Posts: 373 Trading: (10)	Re: Job Interview... Haha wow that's bad __________________ Big Bert Approved

08-27-2012, 12:46 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Job Interview... I was jonesing for a Steve joke. Guess I just got a fix!!!! __________________

08-27-2012, 05:00 PM	#4
chand Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Damian Location: Dover, DE Posts: 470 Trading: (22)	Re: Job Interview... Right on! Poverty level wages and benefits FTW! __________________

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