Women and Trees

SvilleKid · 08-17-2012, 01:41 AM

[FONT=VERDANA,Arial,Lucida Sans]This is a frightening statistic, probably one of the most worrysome in recent years. 25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary because it means 75% are running around untreated.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

md4958 · 08-17-2012, 09:10 AM

BTW, you always have the best avatars

Dave128 · 08-17-2012, 09:34 AM

.....and I second the avatar likes

363 · 08-17-2012, 09:53 AM

STEVE S · 08-17-2012, 11:52 AM

Love all of your great avatars, the story was petty funny too.

CigarNut · 08-17-2012, 02:25 PM

Very funny!

08-17-2012, 01:41 AM	#1
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Women and Trees [FONT=VERDANA,Arial,Lucida Sans]This is a frightening statistic, probably one of the most worrysome in recent years. 25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary because it means 75% are running around untreated. Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

08-17-2012, 09:10 AM	#2
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Women and Trees BTW, you always have the best avatars __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

08-17-2012, 09:34 AM	#3
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Women and Trees .....and I second the avatar likes __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

08-17-2012, 09:53 AM	#4
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: Women and Trees __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

08-17-2012, 11:52 AM	#5
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Women and Trees Love all of your great avatars, the story was petty funny too. __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

08-17-2012, 02:25 PM	#6
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Women and Trees Very funny! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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