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Old 08-13-2012, 01:08 PM   #1
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:33 PM   #2
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As many of my motorcycle friends would say ...

"lubrication is the key"
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:41 PM   #3
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I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars...
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Old 08-13-2012, 01:57 PM   #4
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I dunno, Man. Those hands look a bit too masculine. I'm gonna pass...
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:38 PM   #5
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:39 PM   #6
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No rides. See kill switch located on the left hand.
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:24 PM   #7
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"I got a green wristband!"


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Old 08-13-2012, 08:24 PM   #8
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:04 PM   #9
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No rides. See kill switch located on the left hand.

You married guys may think so, but a bachelor like me knows it's actually a starter button.
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:29 PM   #10
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No rides. See kill switch located on the left hand.
I've never seen a ring plug a hole.

Disclaimer: I'm normally very respectful towards women. But a tramp stamp handlebar tattoo? Cleary she respects herself.
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:58 PM   #11
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:01 PM   #12
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Say what?
You are such a negative Nancy.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:11 PM   #13
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:27 PM   #14
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I just really like to ride bikes
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Old 08-13-2012, 03:27 PM   #15
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Old 08-13-2012, 04:19 PM   #16
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As queen said" I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.."
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Old 08-13-2012, 06:26 PM   #17
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If you look at the ring it is a set. I am not saying she couldnt be a mech or a coal miner.
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:05 PM   #18
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The miles I've laid on these roads...
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