Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 2

LasciviousXXX · 12-06-2008, 10:44 AM

Just as the birds fly south for winter, the adventures of yours truly start in a place I truly feel at home.... California.

Not that I wouldn't feel at home in say Bora Bora, but I don't know any BOTL's in Bora Bora and my travel budget probably wouldn't allow for such a trip

So I packed my bags yesterday and hopped on a plane for sunny San Diego in a trip orchestrated by my wife (Le Petite Amour on the board) and all my brother's in the SoCal area. It would be a time of extreme debauchery I was sure so I made sure to pack my very best birthday suit and an extra bottle of lube LOL.

As I got off the plane I was escorted from the airport by my good buddy Pnoon or as I like to call him, Barbara. I've known Peter for many years ever since the day I first met him at the Las Vegas HERF many moons ago. A better host you will not find as five minutes after stepping through the door to his house, we were two Vodka martini's in. Peter knows the way to my heart usually involves Vodka so he wasted no time in getting me good and buzzed right off the bat.

From there we met up with a few other members of the San Diego crew for my favorite food, Sushi. Galaga, SDBeerman and BeerBob joined us at the dinner table where we consumed COPIOUS amounts of fresh sushi and more adult beverages. It was a beautiful time and by the end of the meal we were all better off. And yes MrReindeer... we had Uni LOL.

Our bellies full of the finest sushi we moved the party over to Larry (SDBeerman's) house. If you've never been to a S.H.I.T herf its a sight to behold. No matter where the party is they've always got tons of food, drinks and smokes to go around. So we sit down and Larry pours us all drinks of our choice and brings out the munchies. Larry truly has a good history in the alcohol department as the drinks are great and he knows what good bar food looks like haha. So we dive into the cigars and many great smokes are passed around and lit up and more and more alcohol is consumed. Eric (GoatLocker) joined us a short time later after many missed calls to Peter's cell phone (all in all dear old Barbara missed 9 calls last nite ROFL). About an hour into the festivities we proceed to start drunk dialing our inmate friends. We managed to interrupt Robert (Tw3nty) watching a movie with his wife, we interrupted Tom (IceHog3) mid coitus, and we bothered the SoCal boys at the Deck herf LOL.

I must just take a moment to say that anytime you herf with the S.H.I.T. boys its truly a pleasure. They make you feel like family immediately and you've never met a more jovial bunch of guys. So a big thank you goes out to Peter, Larry, Bob, Rick and Eric for the food, drinks, clothes (yes I got clothes), cigars and warm hospitality. A visit like this makes you not want to go home at the end of the trip.

So, very late in the evening we literally stumble back to the Poon household to lay our heads down and dream of naked Bea Arthurs dancing to the soothing sounds of Death Metal

Stay tuned my BOTL's and SOTL's as this is only day 1! The debauchery continues today with even more SoCal inmates joining us. After a wonderful breakfast at the Poon house, I feel refreshed, relaxed and only hung-over to the slightest degree

Dustin
XXX

yourchoice · 12-06-2008, 10:48 AM

Great food, great drink, great cigars and great people. Sounds like it can't get much better....but like you said it's only day 1! Enjoy yourself Dustin!

LasciviousXXX · 12-06-2008, 10:55 AM

Oh and I must add that when Tom called us back and informed us why he couldn't answer the phone, it was one of the most classy lines EVER! He says, "Sorry I didn't answer. I had to see about a girl"

VERY suave Mr. Good Will Hunting

md4958 · 12-06-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

Oh and I must add that when Tom called us back and informed us why he couldn't answer the phone, it was one of the most classy lines EVER! He says, "Sorry I didn't answer. I had to see about a girl"

VERY suave Mr. Good Will Hunting

the "Hog" is truly a class act!!

icehog3 · 12-06-2008, 11:09 AM

Have fun again today Dustin and all, and feel free to give me another interruption.

replicant_argent · 12-06-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I'm not quite sure we needed visual aids, Tom..........

Sounds like a blast, Dustin, I still think that getting completely set up and blasted with this surprise is one of the best things I have seen in a while.

pnoon · 12-06-2008, 10:55 AM

We decided to skip the bloody marys for breakfast.
Protein and caffeine was the preferred intake.

Soon it is off to obtain some last minute provisions as Day 2 of the herf begins in about 3 hours.

12-06-2008, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX

From there we met up with a few other members of the San Diego crew for my favorite food, Sushi........And yes MrReindeer... we had Uni LOL.

All I wanted to know Dustin!

Sounds like a phenomenal time and I'm very very sorry that I have to miss it!!

Enjoy the rest of the festivities fellers and know I'll be there in spirit as this mrreindeer prepares for his busiest time of year. I'll be over in the corner doing squats, jump rope, maybe some suicides.

DavenportESQ · 12-06-2008, 10:59 AM

Add me to the list of people wishing they were there! Have a great rest of the weekend

Don Fernando · 12-06-2008, 11:12 AM

sounds like you had a wonderful time. Ask your wife if she is willing to send you to Amsterdam next year

pnoon · 12-10-2008, 12:22 AM

Sr Mike & zemekone

SD Beerman, galaga, Sr Mike

last_ace, LasciviousXXX, SD Beerman

LasciviousXXX, SD Beerman

LasciviousXXX, zemekone, Beerbob's wife Cindy

Goatlocker, gabebdog1

XXX Sausage

bobarian · 12-10-2008, 12:29 AM

Great stuff guys! Looks like you all had a great time. Thanks for the pics, Peter!

pnoon · 12-10-2008, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

Great stuff guys! Looks like you all had a great time. Thanks for the pics, Peter!

Wish I had taken more.
I was running around making sure people were well fed and had drinks. Those that know me, know I take my hosting duties seriously. Gerry (zemekone) told me a couple of times to just sit down and relax.

It was a great time for sure.

zemekone · 12-10-2008, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Wish I had taken more.
I was running around making sure people were well fed and had drinks. Those that know me, know I take my hosting duties seriously. Gerry (zemekone) told me a couple of times to just sit down and relax.

once again pete, thanks for the Brazillian lemonades...

pnoon · 12-10-2008, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zemekone

once again pete, thanks for the Brazillian lemonades...

My pleasure, bro.
There is more where that came from.

12-06-2008, 10:44 AM	#1
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 2 Just as the birds fly south for winter, the adventures of yours truly start in a place I truly feel at home.... California. Not that I wouldn't feel at home in say Bora Bora, but I don't know any BOTL's in Bora Bora and my travel budget probably wouldn't allow for such a trip So I packed my bags yesterday and hopped on a plane for sunny San Diego in a trip orchestrated by my wife (Le Petite Amour on the board) and all my brother's in the SoCal area. It would be a time of extreme debauchery I was sure so I made sure to pack my very best birthday suit and an extra bottle of lube LOL. As I got off the plane I was escorted from the airport by my good buddy Pnoon or as I like to call him, Barbara. I've known Peter for many years ever since the day I first met him at the Las Vegas HERF many moons ago. A better host you will not find as five minutes after stepping through the door to his house, we were two Vodka martini's in. Peter knows the way to my heart usually involves Vodka so he wasted no time in getting me good and buzzed right off the bat. From there we met up with a few other members of the San Diego crew for my favorite food, Sushi. Galaga, SDBeerman and BeerBob joined us at the dinner table where we consumed COPIOUS amounts of fresh sushi and more adult beverages. It was a beautiful time and by the end of the meal we were all better off. And yes MrReindeer... we had Uni LOL. Our bellies full of the finest sushi we moved the party over to Larry (SDBeerman's) house. If you've never been to a S.H.I.T herf its a sight to behold. No matter where the party is they've always got tons of food, drinks and smokes to go around. So we sit down and Larry pours us all drinks of our choice and brings out the munchies. Larry truly has a good history in the alcohol department as the drinks are great and he knows what good bar food looks like haha. So we dive into the cigars and many great smokes are passed around and lit up and more and more alcohol is consumed. Eric (GoatLocker) joined us a short time later after many missed calls to Peter's cell phone (all in all dear old Barbara missed 9 calls last nite ROFL). About an hour into the festivities we proceed to start drunk dialing our inmate friends. We managed to interrupt Robert (Tw3nty) watching a movie with his wife, we interrupted Tom (IceHog3) mid coitus, and we bothered the SoCal boys at the Deck herf LOL. I must just take a moment to say that anytime you herf with the S.H.I.T. boys its truly a pleasure. They make you feel like family immediately and you've never met a more jovial bunch of guys. So a big thank you goes out to Peter, Larry, Bob, Rick and Eric for the food, drinks, clothes (yes I got clothes), cigars and warm hospitality. A visit like this makes you not want to go home at the end of the trip. So, very late in the evening we literally stumble back to the Poon household to lay our heads down and dream of naked Bea Arthurs dancing to the soothing sounds of Death Metal Stay tuned my BOTL's and SOTL's as this is only day 1! The debauchery continues today with even more SoCal inmates joining us. After a wonderful breakfast at the Poon house, I feel refreshed, relaxed and only hung-over to the slightest degree Dustin XXX

12-06-2008, 10:48 AM	#2
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,095 Trading: (36)	Re: The Adventures of XXX - Day 1 Great food, great drink, great cigars and great people. Sounds like it can't get much better....but like you said it's only day 1! Enjoy yourself Dustin!

12-06-2008, 10:55 AM	#3
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: The Adventures of XXX - Day 1 Oh and I must add that when Tom called us back and informed us why he couldn't answer the phone, it was one of the most classy lines EVER! He says, "Sorry I didn't answer. I had to see about a girl" VERY suave Mr. Good Will Hunting

12-06-2008, 11:09 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 1 Have fun again today Dustin and all, and feel free to give me another interruption. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-06-2008, 10:55 AM	#7
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: The Adventures of XXX - Day 1 We decided to skip the bloody marys for breakfast. Protein and caffeine was the preferred intake. Soon it is off to obtain some last minute provisions as Day 2 of the herf begins in about 3 hours. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

12-06-2008, 10:59 AM	#9
DavenportESQ Vaya Con Dios Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: David Location: Chicago Posts: 787 Trading: (15)	Re: Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 1 Add me to the list of people wishing they were there! Have a great rest of the weekend __________________ I was gambling in Havana I took a little risk Send lawyers, guns and money

12-06-2008, 11:12 AM	#10
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,070 Trading: (29)	Re: Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 1 sounds like you had a wonderful time. Ask your wife if she is willing to send you to Amsterdam next year __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.

12-10-2008, 12:22 AM	#11
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 2 Sr Mike & zemekone SD Beerman, galaga, Sr Mike last_ace, LasciviousXXX, SD Beerman LasciviousXXX, SD Beerman LasciviousXXX, zemekone, Beerbob's wife Cindy Goatlocker, gabebdog1 XXX Sausage __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

12-10-2008, 12:29 AM	#12
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: Midget Herf II - The Adventures of XXX - Day 2 Great stuff guys! Looks like you all had a great time. Thanks for the pics, Peter!

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