When I was 13

Ciro · 07-15-2012, 02:25 PM

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no substance or passion, so I decided I needed a more confident and passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated an intelligent and passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a real "partner in life," a girl with some focused ambition.

When I turned 34, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Theo Cincy · 07-15-2012, 03:36 PM

Haha!!!

CigarNut · 07-15-2012, 03:41 PM

jsnake · 07-15-2012, 03:41 PM

That explains so much.

Ogre · 07-15-2012, 06:46 PM

Bill86 · 07-15-2012, 06:49 PM

MrWolf55 · 07-16-2012, 06:17 PM

thanks for sharing that one

07-16-2012, 06:22 PM

This is great

Mattso3000 · 07-16-2012, 07:11 PM

Nice.

Fordman4ever · 07-16-2012, 07:14 PM

Good one.

07-16-2012, 07:37 PM

Great one!

363 · 07-16-2012, 07:44 PM

Haha. As I read this to my wife all she did was mean mug me

Dave128 · 07-17-2012, 09:33 AM

That's awesome!

07-15-2012, 02:25 PM	#1
Ciro Enjoying the Show! Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 461 Trading: (11)	When I was 13 When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no substance or passion, so I decided I needed a more confident and passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated an intelligent and passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a real "partner in life," a girl with some focused ambition. When I turned 34, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

07-15-2012, 03:36 PM	#2
Theo Cincy Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Theo Location: Cincinnati OH Posts: 646 Trading: (33)	Re: When I was 13 Haha!!!

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MrWolf55 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 112 Trading: (3)	Re: When I was 13 thanks for sharing that one

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