Give me a bleepin' break!

hotreds · 06-24-2012, 09:43 PM

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments,I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner. I found you listed in the DOD Database and I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business. I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf.

I am Capt.Robert Kendrick, an officer in the US Army, and also a West Point Graduate presently serving in the Military with the 82nd Air Borne Division Peace keeping force currently deployed in Afghanistan.

We were moved to Afghanistan from Iraq as the last batch just left, and i really need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of two military trunk boxes which has just arrived the USA from the Iraq. I hope you can be trusted?

You will be rewarded handsomely if you could help me secure the funds until I conclude my service here. If you can be trusted, i will explain further when i get a response from you. Please ensure to reply via my private e-mail address: infoinfo2341@yahoo.co.jp

God Bless America.

Capt.Robert Kendrick
IN GOD WE TRUST

Bill86 · 06-24-2012, 09:44 PM

That looks like a very valid email address, I'd trust him

Ogre · 06-24-2012, 09:46 PM

Thats just low, claiming to be a US Soldier to rip people off.

06-24-2012, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments, ... I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business. ...

...

... need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of two military trunk boxes which has just arrived the USA from the Iraq. I hope you can be trusted?

You will be rewarded handsomely if you could help me secure the funds until I conclude my service here. If you can be trusted, ...
...

He finds it pleasurable. Two trunks has arrived from the Iraq. Maybe he will trust me.

Seems legit.

timj219 · 06-24-2012, 10:00 PM

If only all ripoff attempts were this inept

WittyUserName · 06-24-2012, 10:01 PM

Probably some good swag in those trunks!!

Stephen · 06-25-2012, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by WittyUserName

Probably some good swag in those trunks!!

Gold bullion stolen from Kuwait.

The Poet · 06-25-2012, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

Gold bullion stolen from Kuwait.

I was thinking raw opium or black Afghan hashish, but I guess gold would suffice.

But, come to think of it, The Fabulous Furry Feak Brothers always avowed that dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.

drevim · 06-25-2012, 07:10 PM

Well don't leave us in suspense. What further details did you receive Hugh? What was in those trunks?

I'm sure this isn't the first time these guises have portrayed themselves as military, but it is a sad, sad thing.

OLS · 06-25-2012, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.

SUPER classic!!

timj219 · 06-25-2012, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.

Wow does that take me back

backwoods357 · 06-24-2012, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

which has just arrived the USA from the Iraq. I hope you can be trusted?

Seems legit.

area51 · 06-24-2012, 10:52 PM

Welp haha.

ironchefscott · 06-25-2012, 12:57 AM

wait this is not a real thing? did I just get taken?

kelmac07 · 06-25-2012, 06:29 AM

And a West Pointer at that.

massphatness · 06-25-2012, 06:40 AM

West Point needs to have their cadets brush up on their basic writing skills ...

OLS · 06-25-2012, 07:07 AM

Please to help me dispose of my wife who is chopped up and placed in two military trunk boxes.
You know, the very popular trunk box? I have pleasure in killing the bi+ch, and will glad share with you
the insurance monies. Can you be trusted, I pray. I long to give you pleasure.

DBall · 06-25-2012, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

Please to help me dispose of my wife who is chopped up and placed in two military trunk boxes.
You know, the very popular trunk box? I have pleasure in killing the bi+ch, and will glad share with you
the insurance monies. Can you be trusted, I pray. I long to give you pleasure.

Brad... that is AWESOME! Hahahaha...

Ender · 06-25-2012, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

Please to help me dispose of my wife who is chopped up and placed in two military trunk boxes.
You know, the very popular trunk box? I have pleasure in killing the bi+ch, and will glad share with you
the insurance monies. Can you be trusted, I pray. I long to give you pleasure.

I love your posts Brad.

Hem · 06-25-2012, 07:26 AM

Report it to us in the HSI department. We do hits on these guys all the time overseas when we get a task force out there.

(866) 347-2423

06-24-2012, 09:43 PM	#1
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Give me a bleepin' break! Dear Friend, Good day and compliments,I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner. I found you listed in the DOD Database and I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business. I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf. I am Capt.Robert Kendrick, an officer in the US Army, and also a West Point Graduate presently serving in the Military with the 82nd Air Borne Division Peace keeping force currently deployed in Afghanistan. We were moved to Afghanistan from Iraq as the last batch just left, and i really need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of two military trunk boxes which has just arrived the USA from the Iraq. I hope you can be trusted? You will be rewarded handsomely if you could help me secure the funds until I conclude my service here. If you can be trusted, i will explain further when i get a response from you. Please ensure to reply via my private e-mail address: infoinfo2341@yahoo.co.jp God Bless America. Capt.Robert Kendrick IN GOD WE TRUST __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

06-24-2012, 09:44 PM	#2
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! That looks like a very valid email address, I'd trust him __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

06-24-2012, 09:46 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! Thats just low, claiming to be a US Soldier to rip people off. __________________

06-24-2012, 10:00 PM	#5
timj219 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Tim Location: Binghamton, NY Posts: 699 Trading: (15)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! If only all ripoff attempts were this inept __________________ "All this of Pot and Potter - Tell me then, Who is the Potter, pray, and who the Pot?" Omar Khayyam

06-24-2012, 10:01 PM	#6
WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! Probably some good swag in those trunks!! __________________ Check out the TROOP support Forums It is THIS easy to Support the troops

06-25-2012, 07:10 PM	#9
drevim On the inside looking out Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ian Location: In the Asylum Posts: 290 Trading: (6)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! Well don't leave us in suspense. What further details did you receive Hugh? What was in those trunks? I'm sure this isn't the first time these guises have portrayed themselves as military, but it is a sad, sad thing. __________________ "We're the fragile elite, they dragged off the street. I guess they just couldn't take us no more...We're all crazy"

06-24-2012, 10:52 PM	#13
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! Welp haha. __________________

06-25-2012, 12:57 AM	#14
ironchefscott Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: scott Location: Portland, OR Posts: 363 Trading: (5)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! wait this is not a real thing? did I just get taken?

06-25-2012, 06:29 AM	#15
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! And a West Pointer at that. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-25-2012, 06:40 AM	#16
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! West Point needs to have their cadets brush up on their basic writing skills ... __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

06-25-2012, 07:07 AM	#17
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! Please to help me dispose of my wife who is chopped up and placed in two military trunk boxes. You know, the very popular trunk box? I have pleasure in killing the bi+ch, and will glad share with you the insurance monies. Can you be trusted, I pray. I long to give you pleasure.

06-25-2012, 07:26 AM	#20
Hem Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Bill Location: Tampa (Cigar City) Posts: 826 Trading: (13)	Re: Give me a bleepin' break! Report it to us in the HSI department. We do hits on these guys all the time overseas when we get a task force out there. (866) 347-2423

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