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06-21-2012, 10:22 PM | #1 |
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I tried to start a fire
ON MY FACE!!
I was walking my dog smoking the last 3" of my cigar when it went out. I went to relight it and like an idiot I was facing into a slight breeze Needless to say, my upper lip, nose, eyelashes, and eybrows are a little less hairy now Oh, and my nose is a little sore too
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06-22-2012, 08:36 AM | #4 | |
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06-22-2012, 08:56 AM | #6 |
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no picture no believe
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06-22-2012, 09:24 AM | #8 |
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Ouch!
The other way to get burned - in the good ol' cigarette smoking days, I always cupped my hand around my Bic to light my smokes. 20 years later and it's still a habit. All I have now are torches. Cup your hand around one of those and things heat up quickly. I warn someone at least monthly about cupping their hands when I hand them my lighter.
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06-22-2012, 09:30 AM | #9 | |
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06-22-2012, 09:33 AM | #10 | |
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06-22-2012, 09:25 AM | #11 |
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JK, that sucks brother. I hope it all grows back the same color. |
06-22-2012, 09:26 AM | #12 |
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Re: I tried to start a fire
I have never done that bit two nights ago I was drinking and almost put my cigar out (as in completely) on my leg. Oh by the way I was wearing shorts.
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