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Old 06-11-2012, 08:47 AM   #1
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There are two bats in a cave and one says to the other, "I could do with some blood right now."

The other said, "Me too but its almost sunrise."

The first one said, "Wait here." He flies off and comes back with a mouth full of blood.

The 2nd bat says, "Hey where'd ya get that blood from?"

The other replies, "Ya see that tree over there?"

"Yeah."

"Well I didn't."
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Old 06-11-2012, 08:57 AM   #2
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HAHA, good clean humor.
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Old 06-11-2012, 08:59 AM   #3
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:46 AM   #4
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Haha thought this was going to end differently
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:49 AM   #5
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Made me laugh.
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:50 AM   #6
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Another Steve Joke!!
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Old 06-11-2012, 10:47 AM   #7
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haha.
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Old 06-11-2012, 10:51 AM   #8
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I will rate that one HA!!!!! And thats because Steve is a friend.
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Nice laugh for lunch.

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