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Old 05-10-2012, 06:29 AM   #1
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A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.....
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Old 05-10-2012, 06:51 AM   #2
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Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????
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I am NOT telling this one to my wife.
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Nice way to start Thursday morning.
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Loved this one. Short & sweet!
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