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Old 03-20-2012, 09:48 PM   #1
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Default My wife walked out on me today!!

After what I thought was 12 years of happy marriage, my wife walked out on me today...














for two GLORIOUS weeks. She said something about Europe, or her girl friends, or shopping. To tell you the truth, I wasn't really listening, but I did hear "two (glorious) weeks".

Now where did I put that box of cigars

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Old 03-20-2012, 09:56 PM   #2
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You have an hour to find it before you will be penalized for wasting time!
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Old 03-20-2012, 09:58 PM   #3
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Nice, watcha gonna smoke first?
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Old 03-20-2012, 10:10 PM   #4
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Is she coming back to you?
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Old 03-21-2012, 08:43 AM   #5
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Is she coming back to you?
The credit card bill sure will be when she is done shopping
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Old 03-21-2012, 04:42 AM   #6
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Freedom!!!!!
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Old 03-21-2012, 04:44 AM   #7
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Congrats, my friend.
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Old 03-21-2012, 05:23 AM   #8
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Lucky
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Old 03-21-2012, 05:24 AM   #9
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Old 03-21-2012, 05:25 AM   #10
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Party Time!!!
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Old 03-21-2012, 05:40 AM   #11
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enjoy it till the last smoke!
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:13 AM   #12
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Congrats and enjoy the little time you have. 2 weeks is going to fly by.
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:40 AM   #13
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Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!!
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:59 AM   #14
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:36 AM   #15
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I could get into a lot of trouble with two weeks of freedom: stogies, booze and strippers!
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:43 AM   #16
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I'd build a walk-in. That would show her who's boss!
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Old 03-21-2012, 08:52 AM   #17
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You guys crack me up

C & P:

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
Their not made when she's away.
Ain't no sammmmmmiches when she's gone,
And sammiches are gone too long,
Anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's makin sammiches
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know


Hey, I oughta leave them sammiches alone
But there ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Only McD's here ever'day

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:08 AM   #18
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Enjoy bro!!! It doesn't happen every day.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:15 AM   #19
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So, what did you purchase that influenced this?
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:31 AM   #20
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Will she call when she decides to come back to give a heads up?
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