Brings A Tear To You Eyes......

Ogre · 03-19-2012, 08:37 PM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!

cjhalbrooks · 03-19-2012, 08:41 PM

i have to try this when i am old.

kelmac07 · 03-19-2012, 09:14 PM

CigarSquid · 03-20-2012, 02:21 PM

Great idea..

irratebass · 03-20-2012, 02:25 PM

Skywalker · 03-20-2012, 03:49 PM

Screwed by an old lady!!!

03-20-2012, 06:30 PM

03-20-2012, 06:33 PM

Sounds like something my Grandma would do.

03-19-2012, 08:37 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Brings A Tear To You Eyes...... A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.. "How come so much? I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!! __________________

03-19-2012, 08:41 PM	#2
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: Brings A Tear To You Eyes...... i have to try this when i am old. __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

03-19-2012, 09:14 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Brings A Tear To You Eyes...... __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-20-2012, 02:21 PM	#4
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03-20-2012, 03:49 PM	#6
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03-20-2012, 06:30 PM	#7
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03-20-2012, 06:33 PM	#8
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