2 old Italians in conversation

[Bluetick]

A bus stops and 2 old Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come-a-first.

..den I come.

..den two asses come-a- together.

I come once-a-more!

Two asses, they come-a-together again.

I come again & pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.




"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who-a talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell-a ' Mississippi '."

[kelmac07]