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Old 02-23-2012, 03:59 PM   #1
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Default I was talking to a stranger...

I received a few random texts from the wrong number, eventually I started to reply this is the conversation word for word (not really a joke but I found it funny):




Stranger: I cant come anymore so i wont be at the game
Stranger: I . you!
Stranger: guess whats my background?!
Stranger: Hi madison
Me: You have the wrong number
Stranger: well thats unfortunate because i have a really interesting story
Me: Okay let's hear it. Maybe I can make up a true story to rival yours.
Stranger: Who says my story isnt right?
Stranger: well you see everything is see on twitter is like **** you guys and i hate you. then skeye comes up to me today and she says why does madi hate me i didnt even do anything and since her and robert effed on the couch... that i was on too (it was wierd) and she was just done talking with hayden it was a mess just waiting to happen
Me: I am not interested in your story. It sounds like the plot of every teenage vampire movie out there.
Stranger: fine then is yours anymore interesting? i doubt it
Me: I ordered two African swallows, just waiting for them to clear customs. My goal is to train them to transport coconuts. I will tie a string around the coconut and have one swallow hold each end of the string. I fear that a coconut will be entirely too heavy for a single swallow.
Stranger: i've had that same problem and its not that hard to fix
Me: Hmmm I have pretty much run out of options. What was your strategy?
Stranger: You tie 4 swallows to the coconut so none of them get tired and if one of them die its ok because you have 3 more to deliver the coconut.
Me: Seems like overkill. Im not talking about regular swallows. Im talking about African swallows. They are far more reliable than our native swallows but also twice as expensive.
Stranger: simple do the same thing as my plan but you get money by selling someone you don't really like into human trafficing and you can get 1 million if you really try to someone that they want and boom you got coconut transporting swallows
Me: Human trafficking... Hmmm that just might work. I can lure somebody with waffles and then yank them from everything they know and subject them to a life of violence and disrespect to get my birds, ultimatley allowing me to transport coconuts.
Stranger: sounds pretty good to me and lure them with scones they work better than waffles.
Me: So you want some scones?
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:03 PM   #2
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LOL. Scones.
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:09 PM   #3
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:53 PM   #4
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Lmao
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Old 02-23-2012, 05:20 PM   #5
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Old 02-23-2012, 05:21 PM   #6
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That's awesome.
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Old 02-23-2012, 05:22 PM   #7
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Stranger Danger!
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Old 02-23-2012, 06:34 PM   #8
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I'll see if I can find the conversation I had with an anon texter a while back. Reminds me of this.
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Old 02-23-2012, 06:40 PM   #9
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Run b!tch RUN
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Old 02-23-2012, 06:45 PM   #10
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Old 02-24-2012, 01:30 AM   #11
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WTF?
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Old 02-24-2012, 01:38 AM   #12
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Serious question...cuz it pertains to my business plan.

By "scone" do you mean the flat british muffin type thing or the fried dough with cinnamon sugar type thing. I would think the fried dough would be more popular because heck who doesn't like fried dough, right? but because they are fried they would be harder to keep fresh as bait.

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Old 02-24-2012, 01:43 AM   #13
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When strangers call I usually ask "hey.. whatcha wearing right now?". I lead this full blown conversation for a good hour which kinda turned into something like phone sex one time.. it was obvious she mistook me for her boyfriend.

At the end I said "SAY MY NAME *****" and she said "Ooooh Marshall!" I said "Nope, it's DC and you got the wrong number". She's like "oh shi........." and she hung up and I never heard from her again.
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Old 02-24-2012, 01:54 AM   #14
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LoL that's some good stuff man
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Old 02-24-2012, 09:38 AM   #16
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Old 02-24-2012, 09:44 AM   #17
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Actually a good point about having 4 swallows....
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Nobody wants to help me with my business plan??? seriously, what kind of scones?
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Old 02-24-2012, 09:56 AM   #19
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Nobody wants to help me with my business plan??? seriously, what kind of scones?
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Old 02-24-2012, 09:59 AM   #20
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This made my day. Thanks!
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