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Old 02-14-2012, 04:30 AM   #1
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This also applies to babylon 5 and star trek but not battlestar galactica Number 6 is hot and chewie can come too.

PS. Yes im a fairly large scy-fi nerd while my girlfriend is a HUGE marvel/batman nerd it makes for interesting convocation.

Still back to the topic i give you definitive proof why star wars sucks.

http://the-first-magelord.deviantart...W40K-124870190

BTW any other W40k fans on here heretics not included.
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Old 02-14-2012, 06:50 AM   #2
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As usual, the comments are the best part!
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I prefer Star Wars, everything else falls flat for me.
I always hated Star Trek.
I'll be honest I have no idea what W40k is and Battlestar Galactica always reminded me of a soap opera.
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I sense a geek war approaching...
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I sense a geek war approaching...
I forsee suspender welts, slap fights, and virgins trying to force choke the others who are trying to phaser stun them in return
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Old 02-14-2012, 03:12 PM   #6
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I prefer Star Wars, everything else falls flat for me.
I always hated Star Trek.
I'll be honest I have no idea what W40k is and Battlestar Galactica always reminded me of a soap opera.
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I understood little of the first post and nothing in the link. That gap in my geekness does not, however, prevent me from greatly enjoying the Star Wars discussions in Clerks and Clerks 2, however -- (and I especially liked the Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars scene.)
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The Death Star would work that thing like Alderan. That is, of course, provided they didn't have a spy that could get the plans and show them the 2 meter hole that firing into will destroy the entire thing...
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Old 02-14-2012, 09:10 AM   #11
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Yup...Silver Surfer just needs to think about them funny and they're both toast
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I now think my own thread needs more darleks.
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Old 02-14-2012, 03:09 PM   #13
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I now think my own thread needs more darleks.
At the risk of exposing myself as the geek I am, it's Daleks. No 'r'.
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Heck, Tom. If we are going there, then I submit this one: Behind the Green Door. More fantasies there that any Spielberg film


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At the risk of exposing myself as the geek I am, it's Daleks. No 'r'.
...ain't no one beating a 900 year-old Time Lord no matter what kinda fancy gear they're flying...the TARDIS has it all...
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...ain't no one beating a 900 year-old Time Lord no matter what kinda fancy gear they're flying...the TARDIS has it all...
The Doctor would kick a Sith Lord's ass with a sonic screwdriver and a flippant attitude. And I'm probably a bigger Star Wars geek than I am a Doctor geek.
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Holy crap, the nerds are on the warpath! Everyone hide your Star Wars and sci fi dvd's!
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Ah, first telling me what cigars to like, and now what movies to watch. Thank you!!


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Ah, first telling me what cigars to like, and now what movies to watch. Thank you!!


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I just watched the whole Star Wars series. And LOTR. And the Star Wars Family Guy movies. All courtesy of my buddy Stephen.
I've watched all the orignal Star Trek series, Next Generation and Voyager. Now I'm watching Deep Space Nine. It kinda sucks.
I've watched all the Star Trek movies, the most recent one was excellent, I've seen it twice.
I have no clue what a W40K is. I think it's a lubricant, but I can't be sure.
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